Friday, December 2, 2016

Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (or, White Rabbits should not be chased) ~ Coby Solms



Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones is the 2nd film in the Star Wars Saga. Although, it is the 5th film in order of production. In my opinion, it’s smack-dab in the middle on my list (of the 7 films).



If you haven’t already guessed, this film (and the Prequel Trilogy) revolve around Anakin Skywalker. We’ve now fast-forwarded almost 10 years from Episode I. Both Anakin and Former-Queen-Present-Day-Senator Padmé Amidala haven’t seen each other since the end of the Phantom Menace. After an attempt on her life, Anakin is assigned to protect Padmé while the Jedi Order investigate the disturbing murder attempts. Meanwhile, Anakin has to screw up everything and confess his unhealthy infatuation (that he’s had for the last 10 years) to Padmé. Long story short, they leave Naboo (where they’re supposed to be hiding, for her benefit) so Anakin can chase a “White Rabbit” and they end up getting themselves and Obi-Wan Kenobi captured. Then the Clone Wars begin! Anakin loses his arm and we finally see Yoda do something other than speak “Object-Subject-Verb.”


SPOILER ALERT #1: The Death Star Plans show up at the end of the film. SPOILER ALERT #2: Padmé and Anakin marry in secret (Which is always a good idea when there’s a war beginning and one of the involved parties is an Elected Official).


Moral of the Story? Don’t chase white rabbits, especially when they involve forbidden love. It’s not a good idea. Take my word for it, or just read the rest of the posts that are coming soon.

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