George W. Bush is speeding along the busy streets in Baltimore, Maryland. This is no leisurely drive though. Earlier in the hour, he received intelligence that there was going to be a massive coke deal going on. He has decided to break this up by himself. Word on the street was that it was going to take place in the highest floor on the Bank of America building. Once reaching the building, he shoots the parking meter so he doesn't have to pay, and goes inside. He gets to the top floor, yells "MOTHERF*CKERS" and starts spraying. Not with his gun, with a hose he brought. After everyone was all wet, Bush saw that it was a Coca-Cola deal instead. Coca-Cola was acquiring a recipe for soda from an elderly woman that made the soda but couldn't anymore and wanted to sell. The elderly woman had unfortunately slipped on the wet floor and had broken her duodenum. Bush jumped out the window and into his car (which admittedly looked pretty darn cool) and drove off. Back at the FPSU headquarters, Head Carter tells Bush that he become too reckless and needs an partner. Bush says "A partner? You don't mean.... NO!!!!!"
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