Cam Newton did it. He lost the Super Bowl. Squidward did it. His life sucks. Hillary did it. She lost the election. Steph Curry did it. He blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA finals. What did all of these people do you ask? They all dabbed. That's right.
The dab has become a plague upon our nation and must be stopped at all costs. Those who do this move are sure to suffer a terrible fate sometimes worse than death. As of right now there is no known cure for the dab, even though it is currently killing hundreds daily. We should be investing all our resources into stopping this once and for all. If Jesus comes back now and sees us all dabbing, he would go back to heaven for 4000 more years. Yes, it is that serious. While you were reading this blog, the dab killed approximately eight people. If you or someone you know has dabbed, go this website immediately: www.StopTheDab.gov That's right, an official government website. #StopTheDab2k16
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