Monday, October 10, 2016

"Election"

Ferris Bueller star Matthew Broderick team up with young Reese Witherspoon to present the craziest election the world has ever seen. Or is it? After watching the recent debates, it's hard knowing which race is crazier.

First you have your overachiever, Tracy Flick, or is it Senator Hillary Clinton? Flick is the leader of nearly every organization available in G.W. Carver High School, and she is running unopposed for Student Body President. Clinton is the wife of former President Bill Clinton, a New York senator, and former Secretary of State. She wants to become the next President of the United States.

Then you have Paul Metzler, or is it Donald Trump? Unlike Trump, Paul isn't rude women, wanting to grab them by the (meow). He is a football star, recovering from ski accident, who decides to run for Student Body President, under the suggestion of Broderick. However, like Trump, poor Paul isn't prepared for the job he signed up for. And Tracy is fully prepared to prove it.

The situation can be flipped, too. like Trump, Tracy is willing to tear down anyone who stands in her way, including third party candidate Tammy Metzler, yes, Paul's sister. Like Clinton, Paul doesn't call his opponent any names to gain votes, but hangs with his fellow classmates, assuring them to secure his votes.

Regardless of the result in November, I just hope it doesn't end up like the result in the end of Election, where one candidate gets snubbed by a marginal vote only to eventually come out on top.


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